i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.
things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:
- lacy lingerie
- ball gowns
do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it
when ur running down the stairs with no bra on
I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.