roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

whatheballs:

This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.

resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

image

mormondad:

getting a boner before marriage is a sin

Oh and (E) and (M)

(E)asiest person to talk to:

my brother nick. also casey

(M)iddle name:

chong

(A) : )

(A)re you single?

single as fuck

theme