• My dad: One day, it would be nice to go to jail.
  • Me: What?! Why?
  • My dad: Because I wouldn't have to do anything and the government could just support me.
  • Me: Dad, that's horrible!
  • My dad: Nope, it wouldn't be. Because I would be taken care of, then I would die.
  • Me: Why would you say that???
  • My dad: (looks in the car mirror) Wow, I seriously need to trim my beard.
  • Me: fucking what

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  1. prettynakedladies said: your dad is the worst person ever…seriously
  2. anothersilentday posted this