- My dad: One day, it would be nice to go to jail.
- Me: What?! Why?
- My dad: Because I wouldn't have to do anything and the government could just support me.
- Me: Dad, that's horrible!
- My dad: Nope, it wouldn't be. Because I would be taken care of, then I would die.
- Me: Why would you say that???
- My dad: (looks in the car mirror) Wow, I seriously need to trim my beard.
- Me: fucking what
tagged as: my dad.
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prettynakedladies said:
your dad is the worst person ever…seriously
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anothersilentday posted this
