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My name is michelle. I am a female.
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- My dad: One day, it would be nice to go to jail.
- Me: What?! Why?
- My dad: Because I wouldn't have to do anything and the government could just support me.
- Me: Dad, that's horrible!
- My dad: Nope, it wouldn't be. Because I would be taken care of, then I would die.
- Me: Why would you say that???
- My dad: (looks in the car mirror) Wow, I seriously need to trim my beard.
- Me: fucking what
- My dad: Well, it looks like they are going back to their country to get beaten
- Me: What?
- My dad: That's what they do in China. If you lose you are beaten.
- Me: omfg
- My dad: I really wish I could do that...
- Me: What? You wish you could dive?
- My dad: No. I wish I could whistle like that wow what an impressive whistle
- Me: wat
- My dad: Why are kids of celebrities usually so messed up? They're all in drugs and get into trouble all the time. (I know it doesn't happen to everyone, but whatever)
- Me: One reason might be that celebrities are constantly traveling and working, unable to be with their kids all the time, so they might have abandonment issues.
- My dad: But I heard that orphans are always successful and get jobs! (I don't know where he came to this conclusion)
- Me: But that's a completely different thing. Orphans know they don't have parents, whereas kids with abandonment issues know they have parents, but the parents aren't spending time with them.
- My dad: But what about Seto Kaiba? He was really successful and he's an orphan
- Me: Dad, are you talking about Yu Gi Oh??
- My dad: Yeah, he was an orphan
- Me: omg wtf
